When life hands you lemons you can:
1. Throw them bitches back!
2. Man up and eat it through the tart face.
3. Put them in a face with flowers. Make them pretty.
4. Do the usual lemonade.
5. Be a rebel and garnish the vodka!
6. Grow a lemon tree with the seeds to make your own lemons.
7. Collect them in a box and hand them out to other people!
8. Get what you can from it and move on!
See there's a lot you can do with a lemon... even more options than what I listed. Depending on my mood I will probably do all 8, honestly I have. That's how I know! Just find what works for you... Don't be so hard on yourself because you think things aren't going how you want them to. We all have to do something we don't like to do. I know I want green grass, but I won't always want to keep it up; that's when you bring out the good ol' green paint cans! Nobody has to know it's brown underneath! Most people won't even notice it's not right. The ones that do say something... ummm unless they're going to mow it, water it, edge it up, and plant some new new then you don't owe them anything! Not even the simplest explanation or a passing glance.
I had to say something about this topic because too many of my facebook friends have statuses up airing dirty laundry! It's not about the situation; it's about how you handle it! If you really know then you know the battle is not yours.. Ha Hellooo!!
