*My take on how Day 1 of the actual debate that took place last night!!
There is a decision to be made of who will host America's next birthday for the next 4 years. A debate has taken place to see who is the RIGHT man for the job. #Day 1
Topic- Domestic Affairs
Obama (Current Host): "Over these past few years I have made some changes to the themes and party favors. I've focused on the most important- changing the cake recipe so that EVERYONE can enjoy the party and not have to sit out due to pre-existing conditions."
Romney (Challenger): "Obama used boxed yellow cake mix which costs $4.75 a box for just the contents of the box. Not including the icing and things. I'm not gonna do that! We need a more cost efficient ingredient."
Obama: "We're in the process of cultivating newer cooking techniques by growing some of our own ingredients, so we don't have to look overseas. We have our own land to farm on. I think we should cut out unnecessary spending, such as paying the cows to persuade everyone to eat chicken; and using those funds to get training set up to teach them how to work jobs we need now, such as eating nutritous grass in order to produce the finest milk."
Romney: "I agree we should cut the cost on unnecessary spending! Why not just cut China out all together and make ice cubes that the cows can use that allows them to eat and produce?! Obama has been hosting for 4 years and small businesses haven't been able to get what they need to transform grass into ice. I'm not gonna do that! We're gonna provide small businesses with equipment."
Obama: "In order to grow our party sizes for the future, we need to start focusing on the younger generations. Educate them on how to do jobs we already have, such as advertising and promotions. That way we can ensure we will be able to keep the parties continuing for many years to come. The older generations have worked hard and it's time for some of them to retire. I want to afford the less abled to their entitlement of cupcakes with sprinkles. No one should have to go hungry and unhappy because they weren't able to afford a whole cake with candles. The least we could do to help our guests is make sure they are fed and entertained."
Romney: "I'm not to fond of the ObamaBakery and I'm gonna close it down. Everyone should get a whole cake, if you can't afford it- borrow some pieces. We don't need to spend anymore money to bake cupcakes AND provide sprinkles. It took Obama $150 more to provide small baking pans for the cupcakes, not to include the sprinkles, which was an extra $35! If people want sprinkles they can go to Sam's Club."
Obama: "America THINK about it. Wouldn't it cost more money to provide small businesses with advanced equipment when we can use what we have. Why train people to create a concept to create fancy ice cubes. Do the math. That will take $2,000 plus another $5,000. Yes, it creates jobs, but what about the ones that need filling as we speak. The ObamaBakery provides sprinkles. If you go Sam's Club you will be paying $65 a bag per person!"
Romney: "I'm not gonna do that."
